3 possible don'ts on Olympic attire that I have noticed now and through the years.

1- Speedos, unless you are Mark Spits 30 years ago or Michael Phelps, DON’T GO THERE!!!

2- The bikini that the current women’s sand volleyball team wears. where does the sand go? Oy! Vey! Lets sing; “Sandy, Sandy I’m in misery!!”!…

3- USA Gymnastic team uniform. Who the hell came up with that crap? Did they get it from the Dollar Store? Gail, I agree with you 100%.. That’s a DON’T

4- The Hair. Oh! Have you checked some of the hair-do’s? Oh My! My! My! Honey??? That Do is a DON’T!. I would hate to be the cleaning crew at the hotel with all that glitter in their hair.

FYI, from personal experience I can tell you that once you lay in bed with glitter on your hair, that glitter will stick to that bed FOREVER! Trust me people! I still find red glitter now and then from my 40th birthday party 8 years ago. The worst thing is that I have a new bed so how the hell is that red glitter still appearing in my bed?! I wash the sheets and pillows.. PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME!!!… SAY NO TO GLITTER!!!... Maybe I should get a new vacuum…

That’s all I’ve noticed through my experience watching the Olympics. Meanwhile, I am home... Olympics on the tube, and my attire? Boxers, old T-shirt and a nice glass of Merlot…No glitter and no sand up my butt. GO U.S.A.!