To paraphrase Ben Franklin: " In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria".
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that is we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E. coli) -bacteria in feces.
In other words, we would be consuming one kilo of Poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.
Now I know and all these time I though my ex was an alcoholic when she was only germophobic.
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